Today in List Making

I like to make lists. I makes lists of the lists I need to make. I often make lists just so I can cross things off. I find crossing things off lists to be very satiating. So now I give you a list.

Things I would be doing if I was in America:

Watching marathons of Golden Girls on WE, the Hallmark Channel, and Oxygen.

Drinking a vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic (it's is America's Drive-in).

Playing with my dog.

Driving my car to a coffee shop or the grocery store.

Eating at Panera Bread, Chili's, Taco Bell, or Saturn Grill.

Getting a cupcake from Cuppie's and Joe.

Not wondering exactly why my feet are sticking to my kitchen floor.

Taking a shower barefoot.

Walking around my house barefoot.

Familizing (it's a word my father made up. The Bill May definition would be to spend time with one's family. I keep telling him to stop trying to make "familize" happen. It's not going to happen.)

Making a list of things I would be doing if I was in Scotland.